氏名：開示前
When Founding Ancestor of the modern Republic of Singapore passed away in on 23 March 2015, I was already midway in my business transformation becoming an undertaker. I became a full-time self-employed proprietor in 2012, after two rounds of joining the civil service which did not work out as expected – since my entire extended family were from the private sector – and even though I took on a training vow of eight years without business presumably since the 2009 Lehmann Brothers recession, I am aware that I have loads of business leads here in Singapore.
There are five million Singaporeans reaching 6.9 million come the year 2030, if I were not a full time United Nations Volunteer, being an undertaker on an island country with life expectancies of 81~84 years simply meant that over the next eight decades, each and every day I am guaranteed at least 5,000,000 / 80 / 365 potential leads that I can convert as an opportunity and ordering customer. This market analysis is less cumbersome than inventing an operating system that nobody really cares about, simply because any user of a computer software needs at least the decency of knowing how the keyboard or touch screen works, we can neither sell the software to a completely illiterate fishmonger nor can we earn much if the top Chief Executive of a company worth $500 million in shareholder value pays only $4.50 for the software. In other words, the software market is not half as “smart” as the bereavement market when analysed from an economist point of view.
Hence, I put aside my corporate high flying potential in favour of a ground bugging bereavement lead presented to me via Singapore Lifestyle Associates Pte Ltd. My biological dad Ling Teck Main’s lifetime wish has always been to become an undertaker, I am merely fulfilling his dying or undying wish.
The exit is on the first floor.
I hold a military hence political clearance equivalent to a Do Not Disturb standing order.
The less connections, the better.
